So Last Year
I just asked my kid's art class about popularity at school.
1.) Preel Patel says that you're popular if you play softball. Also if you're a smarty pants. And if you wear brand name clothes like Abercrombie and Hollister. Popular people say, "I'm rich, you're not. You're weird, I'm not."
2.) Gerard Doyle says you're popular if you can throw, catch, add, and subtract. You know, do stuff.
3.) Emily Toole says popular kids are really stuck up. They say, "You are so last year." You have to look good. All popular girls have to have boyfriends or have a crush.
Things haven't changed much. Modern popular kids are "so last century."