"Do you know how to read ancient texts?" she said.
"Well, not really, but I think if you see a picture of a bird, it might mean something like 'I killed a bird and ate it today'," I said.
She thought for a moment and said, "Did a cat write it?"
I tried not to laugh, and said, "Well, humans kill and eat birds, too. Haven't you ever eaten chicken?"
She was quiet for a good minute and then asked, "Is popcorn shrimp a bird?"